And that name was … Tuti.

We have so many questions inspired by the Elle editor-in-chief’s article in the current issue that we needed to turn this into a quiz. A quiz with possibly no right answers.

1)Can we ever watch the Facts of Life again?

A) No.
B) Yes, but only because of that episode where the overweight girl loses her virginity. That’s a good episode.

2) Why was Anne Slowey talking about her vagina for an entire article that is ostensibly about short hemlines?

A) Anne Slowey needs to let us know that the flap on her childhood swimsuit seemed superfluous because “by that time, every kid in the neighborhood had already whiled away many an hour exposing his or her private parts during spirited games of doctor, house, or a muddled version of truth or dare.”
B) Anne Slowey lets us know “I remember the night when my club going pal Denise suggested that the only way to wear a lycra mini and get a smooth line was to eschew underwear altogether… So off came the panties and out into the night we went” because this is information we will use on a daily basis.
C) Anne Slowey wants you to know that she’s “all for nudity and working a look… but you cross the line between tasteful and trashy with a VBC (visible butt cheek) or VLF (visible labia fold)” so please stop it with all your visible labia folds.

3)  During those “muddled games of truth or dare” did the exposing of vaginas fall into the “truth” or “dare” category?

A) Truth
B) Dare

4) What was Anne Slowey’s first job that her boss was tossing around names for vaginas?

A) Unprofessional Gynecologist
B) Sex worker

5) When Anne Slowey says “strippers know enough not to pony up the unadorned pudenda” how does she know this?

A) 4B
B) Strippers are not “sex workers”. They are performers.
C) Is she talking about vajazzling?

6) Anne Slowey remarks on a Gossip Girl watching audience who are as likely to “turn up at the office in underwear as I once did at clubs without it.” Then she says “I remember one day last summer when one of our interns reported for work in a polka dot teddy. Heads turned… but I took her side.” Seriously, where the fuck is Anne Slowey working?

A) Hard times in the magazine industry have forced her to take a side job at Victoria’s Secret.
B) Victoria’s Secret would probably not allow you to show up to work wearing a teddy.
C) Seriously, 4B

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